RESOLVED: I must lose excess weight in 2008
I received a funny text message from one of my best friends on December 30, 2007. In the message, he says that he is going to start a “Wackest 2008 Church Motto” contest. For those not famililar with the church motto practice in the traditional Black church - it goes like this. A preacher looking to excite the congregation toward the end of the year begins thinking about words/phrases that rhyme with the coming year. S/He then jumps at the opportunity to incorporate this phrase in the sermon or throw it across the upcoming church conference banner. Before you know it, members of that church are going around saying this phrase as if it was divine revelation from God while totally discounting the fact that their preacher just created a pseudo-religous nursery rhyme for their quick consumption.
My boy texted me the list of mottos that he feels are coming down the pipe this year. His guesses are:
We’re sure that these will make an appearance this year and sadly many more wack church mottos are yet on the way.
His text did get me to thinking though about a motto that I hope to put into practice this year. It goes: “I must lose excess weight in 2008.” Okay - besides the general “wackness” of the statement, it does speak to something that I am actively doing already on the second day of a new year.

